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Posted June 28, 2012 by John Woltman

Jen and - by societal conventions - I are pregnant.  In about seven months time, we will likely be proud parents.

I'm not sure why we will be proud.  Will the baby do tricks?  Excel at sports?  Speak eloquently, and at great length?  Perhaps.  I speak only for myself when I say I doubt that I'll be impressed that the baby was expelled from its womb - the baby has about as much to do with that process as I do.

For your viewing pleasure, I present a picture from the second ultrasound.  The baby is nominally human, for which I am thankful.